The Colonels just sashyed into town after a late night on the town, though not the same town. They have once again successfully landed a "music gig" entertainig the Lords and Ladies of the Pasadena Court. Famed establishment '"The Twin Palms" has generously agreed to feature the Colonels of Corn as their Premier Attraction for Sunday Brunches. They now get top billing over the Baked Alaskan Salmon but must share a dressing room with the dressing and a fruit salad. Come and sample "the Corn".

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COLONEL'S CODE OF CONDUCT

Honorary Colonels of Corn...
In order to achieve and receive you must follow
and believe:

1. Think right thoughts, do right deeds and don't be "corn-fused".

2. "Yes mam", "no mam," "yes sir" and "no sir" get you half way there.

3. "Please" and "thank you" get you the rest of the way there.

4. Hug ol folks, babies and stray critters at every opportunity.

5. Dance with who brung ya

6. Don't scratch where it doesn't itch.

7. Be kind to all banjo players, they might one day be you.